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May 6

(Source: sara-units)

boobs-and-champagne:

lovelustandlonging:

i-whip-my-dick-back-and-forth:

coelasquid:

beesmygod:

quixotic-gash:

I was boiling pasta and I managed to set it on fire…



This is the most impressive cooking fuckup I’ve seen since my friend set tomato soup on fire.

HOW

What.

Wow how do you even

boobs-and-champagne:

lovelustandlonging:

i-whip-my-dick-back-and-forth:

coelasquid:

beesmygod:

quixotic-gash:

I was boiling pasta and I managed to set it on fire…

This is the most impressive cooking fuckup I’ve seen since my friend set tomato soup on fire.

HOW

What.

Wow how do you even

torayot:

xtremecaffeine:

closetospring:

rufflebutts:

foxynonsense:

let me live in this forever 

i feel like someone walked into my mind and snapped a portrait of my dreams

yes good

That’s pretty nice but it’d be a real pain to work in, there’s like no worktop space, and the gas hob and butler sink make that worse. And also, who put in a kitchen without a cutlery drawer?

yeah :(it looks very pretty and is almost functional in the way I want - lots of light, which would be a great new first for me! - but I want more work top space, too.
also maybe I just cook like a jackass but I’m pretty sure I would wreck this place but….
omg are those doggy bowls on the floor WHERE ARE THE DOGGIES I LOVE DOGGIES YAY
I
am a bit confused about this kitchen. ._.

torayot:

xtremecaffeine:

closetospring:

rufflebutts:

foxynonsense:

let me live in this forever 

i feel like someone walked into my mind and snapped a portrait of my dreams

yes good

That’s pretty nice but it’d be a real pain to work in, there’s like no worktop space, and the gas hob and butler sink make that worse. And also, who put in a kitchen without a cutlery drawer?

yeah :(it looks very pretty and is almost functional in the way I want - lots of light, which would be a great new first for me! - but I want more work top space, too.

also maybe I just cook like a jackass but I’m pretty sure I would wreck this place but….

omg are those doggy bowls on the floor WHERE ARE THE DOGGIES I LOVE DOGGIES YAY

I

am a bit confused about this kitchen. ._.

(Source: inkiemama)

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

pleatedjeans:

guide to tipping

pleatedjeans:

guide to tipping

Apr 4
pricklylegs:

Engrish..

This is the best buffet in town!

pricklylegs:

Engrish..

This is the best buffet in town!

(Source: osamasmistress)

gingerhaze:

Hunger Games comics! Spoilers maybe.

gingerhaze:

Hunger Games comics! Spoilers maybe.

tea-and-swashbuckling:

Of course Japan has the creepiest of all abandoned amusement parks.

“These are taken from the abandon Takakonuma Greenland Park of Japan. The park opened in 1973 and shut down only after two years of service; common lore says this was due to many accidental deaths. It was reopened in 1986 and closed thirteen years later. The park is not located on any maps and is now surrounded by radiation due to the Fukushima meltdown after the tsunami.”

(Source: classicsimpsons)